the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.

ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.

ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T …

ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T …

ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?

(Source: kennyisit)

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daily-tumbles:
 
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.

this is horrible i don’t want it
my gosh.

NO. I REFUSE. TAKE ME BACK. I still consider 1990 a decade ago. WELP.
I recommend following this blog, you won’t regret it!

daily-tumbles:

 

People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.

Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.

Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.

2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.

There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.

There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.

There are over 600 pokemon.

this is horrible i don’t want it

my gosh.

NO. I REFUSE. TAKE ME BACK. I still consider 1990 a decade ago. WELP.

I recommend following this blog, you won’t regret it!

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hurricanepati:

I LOVE ZUBAT, THEY WERE MY FAVORITE ONES GROWING UP.
D:
It’s true!!
>.<
I’LL CATCH ALL OF YOU >.<!!!!!!!!!!!!

hurricanepati:

I LOVE ZUBAT, THEY WERE MY FAVORITE ONES GROWING UP.

D:

It’s true!!

>.<

I’LL CATCH ALL OF YOU >.<!!!!!!!!!!!!

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